Jack and Dan cry tears of laughter and say Goodbye Solid Gold Brick Road for one final recording in WEE Studios Prime and watch Season 12's Simpsons Tall Tales, featuring three Americana vignettes and lots of hobo humor. How tall are these tales? What episode do WEE want to see in Season 30? Can you name our new legally distinct alien character? It's 10pm, do you know if your kids know about Paul Bunyan? All that plus butt-based humor, winky-winky jokes, True Stories from the Kubrick Files, and the WEE Party Chat Line.Read More
Worst Episode Ever is a podcast by people who love “The Simpsons,” for people who love “The Simpsons,” about how much we hate “The Simpsons.” Our mission is to find which episode is THE worst episode ever and if you have a good one, you can suggest it right here and take a look at our official rankings here!
90s Percentile is a podcast talking everything 90s, and maybe also everything before and after. On 90s Percentile, Jack and Dan randomly select your listener topics and discuss live-to-tape for exactly sixty minutes in our patented WEE way. You can suggest your 90s topic right here!
Jack and Dan are back with another 2x-proof podcast watching Season 12's Tennis the Menace, an episode that begins with two non-sequiturs and the lampshading of all lampshading before featuring several pro Tennis guest stars. What will our $50 Patreon tier get you? Who is Dingbat Charlie? Why is Jack so wet for Bart? All that plus Great Bears in The Simpsons, framing enthusiasts, Oedpius Nets, and insight into Dan's and Jack's sports lives.Read More
Jack and Dan take their first WEElite (or is it WEE-lite?) listener suggestion of the summer and watch Season 12's New Kids on the Blecch, a super-liminal episode where Bart joins a boy band that is secretly recruiting Springfield into the Navy. Who else could have played L.T. Smash? Why can we retire the podcast now? What boy band was being played at Abu Ghraib? Why Italian? All that plus the Backstory Boys, generic penis references, and the actual first DC Extended Universe movie.Read More
Dan and Jack spend a Groundhog's Day loop watching season 12's Trilogy of Error, an episode cooler than a million dead bodies where Homer loses his thumb, Lisa falls in love, and Bart rats out the mafia. Where oes Jack go to cry? How did Freet come about? What's the di-di-di-dillio, what's the di-di-deal? All that plus a cap of the WEE plot, the Keatonassiance, static nuts, and cocaine oatmeal.Read More
Special guest Christine Hnath, host of the diorama-less RHONY Recap podcast, joins Dan and Jack to watch Season 12's Day of the Jackanapes, the first post-classic Sideshow Bob episode in which Bob brainwashes Bart into killing Krusty. What do you call Frasier fans? How can you protect your sperm quality? And which guest failed the rigorous WEE vetting process? Find out in a brand new WEE, plus Sideshow Mlob, hairforce, and Here Comes Hector.Read More
Jack and Dan shoot up some heroin and discuss Season 12's Bye Bye Nerdie, an episode where Lisa tries to cure her new bully and Homer becomes a baby-proofer. Is this Lisa's Bart the General? What is the source of all truth? Is composium a word? All that plus pudding splashes, audio cookbooks, and Terminator: Grysisis.Read More
This week Jack & Dan watch season 12's Skinner's Sense of Snow, an episode about a Christmas that almost wasn't but then was and Homer trying to fuck Bart. Is Skinner the hero or the villain of this episode? What happens if you touch the walls of WEE Studios? What analog solution to HIPO do Dan & Jack really want to have? All that plus wonderful chaos, Willie's perv hole, and the Trump of Hamsters.Read More
It's WEE's Fitty Epivittery and to celebrate Dan & Jack watch their namesake episode, Season 12's "Worst Episode Ever," an episode that's all about Comic Book Guy. We discuss the silliness in the episode, a plot cobbled together from classic episodes, whether Comic Book Guy's arc failed, and the classic vs. post-classic stylings of Ralph Wiggum. Where will Dan put his dirty diapers? How much ketchup is unacceptable to Jack? Just how exactly will you be murdered on the WEE Cruise? All this, plus total prags, young pups, and a slew of important announcements from WEE Studios that you better listen to... or else... Thanks for fifty great episodes, WEE Universe! Looking forward to at least a few more before we start phoning it in.Read More
The Simpsons go to Africa this week while Jack & Dan stay put in WEE Studios with returning special guest Nick Noga. Season 12’s Simpson Safari, one of our most requested episodes (even Mike Reiss hates it) has a bag-boy strike (they happen!) twist and tweak itself into monkey and diamond-related hijinks with many of Africa’s famous landmarks and tragic quagmires used for comic fodder. Will Nick point out WEE’s flawed ranking system and ever-increasing disconnect with actual Simpsons commentary? Does John Swartzwelder save the episode with a strong first act? Can Jack effectively capture the typical episode-summarizing blurb Dan usually writes for each new podcast, or will he succumb to his natural tendency to use too many clauses and run-on sentences until everyone has finally given up on whatever he was trying to say? All this, plus Amazon’s Cat Drones, the Laugh Command Lunch Box, Jack’s frozen bread and Blood Diamond’s very own Leonardo DiCaprio.Read More
What better way to break in the new year than panda-on-man sexual assault? Yes, WEE've sobered up since New Years, and are ready for Season 12's "Homer Vs. Dignity," one of our most requested episodes. Homer needs money, Mr. Burns hires him as his "prank monkey," and nothing is resolved in an episode that just kind of ends. Maybe we do need another drink... We debate the existence/goodness of Lindsay Naegle, illuminate the weird sexual undercurrent in the episode, and discuss Mr. Burns' misunderstanding of what a prank is. When did Moe become so creepy? Why does no one in Springfield mourn the great hobo genocide? And why is a Simpsons podcast in 2015 talking about hit 80s sitcom "Empty Nest?" All that, plus, Jack forgets the planets, Dan nerds out about Spider-Man, and much, much more. (And if anyone from Marvel is out there, we are available to write that "Spider-Man/Vulture: The Empty Nest" limited series...)Read More