WEE #153: Dockworkers & Tomatoes (S33E13 - Boyz N The Highlands)

Dan and Jack continue the Season 33-a-thon with “Boyz N the Highlands,” where Bart and Martin confront each other—and satanists—in the Celtic moors of Springfield. Oh and Lisa is called Jules now. Who is Springfield’s alpha bully? Who would be the perfect Duke in a live action movie of The Critic? What TV show will CBS make when we fold spacetime? Who was secretly the leader of the Dock Worker Union the whole time? All that plus classic SSDs, the Critic Curse, TORP, The Comening, and WEE Encanto!

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Worst Episode Ever #152: It’s Schlort! (S33E12 - Pixelated and Afraid)

Jack and Dan continue their Season 33-a-thon with “Pixelated and Afraid,” an intense episode where Homer and Marge are stranded in a snowy forest. Did they animate Homer’s penis? Does Mr. Funny Man think the episode is funnier than Dan? Which bus stop character do you pull on? What’s your HEBO?  What are you doing with your time? All that plus circle-cracks, the original Bored Ape NFT, Wolverine erasure, sentient chodes, and Roper: The Next Generation.

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Worst Episode Ever #150: WEETube (S21E20 - To Surveil with Love)

In our 150th episode, pieces of shit Jack & Dan watch season 21's "To Surveil with Love," an episode where Lisa joins the debate team and Springfield becomes a moral police state... sort of? What is the central conceit of the podcast we've done 150 episodes of? Have any bus stop characters undergone conversion therapy? Who are the four Chrises you meet along the way? All that plus a Wiggum-Nude Corner, Young Terminator, Dooley Chatterson, King Tut's trachea, and the king of the ICU.

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Worst Episode Ever #149: Livin' Evita? Loca! (S15E03 - The President Wore Pearls)

This week Dan and Jack die deep into the mass grave and dive deep into Season 15's "The President Wore Pearls" a sort-of-fun parody of Evita. What do they teach in Pre-K? What is AI Jack saying in 35 years? Is Dan a Bart or a Milhouse? How much more juice can be run out of this? All that plus aspect ratio talk, a trilogy of Homer nonsense, the extra WEE alarm, visibly stupid presidents, Jim Balcony, Papa Fuck & Fuckette, and the Autumn of Skinner.

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Worst Episode Ever #148: The Sentient Callback Always Rings Twice (S32E08 - The Road to Cincinnati)

This week Jack and Dan watch Season 32's "The Road to Cincinnati," an episode that stars Skinner and Chalmers and features very little Simpsons. What's the opposite of "starts with a bang"? What's that light whooshing going by? Is God union? Why is Joker on the case? All that plus eagle ears, sentient pool skimmers, D-Anon, dystopian Rockwell, turtles all the way down, and a callback in a trenchcoat.

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Worst Episode Ever #147: You Don’t Think There’s Any French Jews in New Jersey? (S09E17 - Lisa the Simpson)

This week Dan and Jack watch season 9’s “Lisa the Simpson,” the episode where Lisa finds out about the Simpsons dumbening gene and Jasper freezes himself at the Kwik-E-Mart. What is the standard podcasting recording outfit? What's our Super Wee-lite Tier? Is this “25th Hour”? Do we need help? All that plus episode creeps, Old Dracula Fingers’ true name, Electric Jackaloo, Pearlcast, and a felon at the poetry night.

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Worst Episode Ever #146: Boom! Double Cyrano! (S15E17 - My Big Fat Geek Wedding)

This week Dan and Jack watch Season 15’s “My Big Geek Wedding,” the Simpsons episode where its splitsville for Seymour Skinner and Ms. Krabappel. What gets Jack and Dan cancelled? What’s the most obscure WEE Studios character we can remember? WHAT IF… Groophic didn’t wear a helmet? All that plus peak jerkass, kid time fun, low-rent Beetlejuice, Shemu, Little Ghost Boy, Johnny Bahama, the Omni-Fauci, and Edna & Seymour & Homer & Marge.

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Worst Episode Ever #145: Octoween Whatever: We Don't Open Egan's Tab (S33E03 - Treehouse of Horror XXXII)

For people who both love and hate The Simpsons, Jack & Dan kick off the Fall 2021 season of Worst Episode Ever with a spooky new Octoween covering Season 33’s Treehouse of Horror XXXII, a satire eclipse of an episode with more vignettes than jokes. How were our summers? What is Old Dracula Fingers' new book called? What is Jack's head canon for bidets? Does Commie Dan like the capitalist jokes? All that plus a Geek chorus, clown balloon mouth buttholes, Old Dracula Stretch, the Tree Mass Grave, and Dan's Got Milk: An Oral History.

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Worst Episode Ever #144: Ruffio II: Rule of Two: Take My Gorp, Please (S25E18 - Days of Future Future) (with Matt Stein)

In this gross (get it?) livestreamed Spring finale, Jack & Dan are joined by “Ghost of Podcast Past” Matt Stein and listeners in the chat to cover season 25’s “Days of Future Future,” another flash-forward episode that shows us a divorced 40-year-old Bart and cyborg Homer, among other things. Do most podcasts start with a popsicle and then go from there? What did Burlington Coat Factory mean by “more than just great coats”? What Godsmack song does Matt play on twitch.matt? All that plus the Rule of Two, Gorp buttons, Roch merch, 70% effort, the WEE Studios decoder ring, and a technical difficulties-filled climax to our Spring 2021 season.

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