WEE Are Delayed! :(

Hey WEE Universe! Unfortunately, due to another family death (this time Dan's wife's uncle) and a general lack of time, this week's episode watching Season 10's "Simpsons Bible Stories" has been delayed indefinitely. We may still record that episode and release it as soon as it is available, or we may skip it and jump right to our next episode next week. No 90's Percentile this week for the same reasons. We will be releasing the uncut recording session from last week's episode though, featuring a lot (a lot) of nonsense since we were drinking and hamming it up for the Periscope audience.

And it sucks and we feel bad about it. (Not the uncut episode, just the general situation.) We've been consistently putting out this show for 60 something episodes, but 2016 is doing its hardest to kick us in the collective dicks and throw us off course. But YOU GUYS AND GALS are awesome and we can't thank you enough for supporting the show, supporting us, and telling your friends. 

Feel free to discuss in our subreddit and what not and make sure you're subscribed to the podcasts so you get the newest episodes as soon as they are available! 

And your calls for more Freet have not gone unheard... 

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Dan and Jack get drunk live on Periscope for St. Patrick's Day with special guest Geoff Wolyniec while watching Season 20's In the Name of the Grandfather. The Simpsons go to Ireland in an episode that begins with a hot tub and ends with Wiggum slapstick. Will The Simpsons make an episode about former Yankee Paul O'Neill? Did Johnny Carson take kung fu with him? Is there such thing as a passive "go fuck yourself?" All that plus a lot of Column B, Irish Soda Bread & Beyond, anti-Picards, Q-Butts and the birth of a character Jack hates more than Hemus.

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Jack and Dan shoot up some heroin and discuss Season 12's Bye Bye Nerdie, an episode where Lisa tries to cure her new bully and Homer becomes a baby-proofer. Is this Lisa's Bart the General? What is the source of all truth? Is composium a word? All that plus pudding splashes, audio cookbooks, and Terminator: Grysisis.

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S22E14 - Angry Dad: The Movie

Jack and Dan get on with the plot and discuss Season 22's "Angry Dad: The Movie," a celebrity-packed episode where Bart is nominated for an Oscar for some reason and Homer and Marge join a gang for one scene. Is this the most Kevin Bacon of episodes? What does it say on our tombstones? And where's our poddy? All that plus weird editing choices, appamantium, El Bankso and future diarrhea. 

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