Worst Episode Ever #82: Cut None of This

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Worst Episode Ever #82: Cut None of This

S21E05 - The Devil Wears Nada

Sixty minutes are on the clock and straight outta WEE Studios, Jack & Dan are mashing it in and discussing season 21's The Devil Wears Nada, an episode where Homer becomes Carl's assistant and Marge poses for a racy calendar before nearly having an affair with Ned Flanders. Why did Siskel & Ebert die? What is the code for pupils? How do you get the 100% completion rank at the end of Worst Episode Ever? All that plus the CCH Poundcast, This American Taint, and HAWUSE!

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Worst Episode Ever #81: Mid-Podcast Snack

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Worst Episode Ever #81: Mid-Podcast Snack

S15E02 - My Mother the Carjacker

Jack, Dan and special guest Mike Walls come out of hibernation to watch Season 15's My Mother the Carjacker, the Robocop 3 to season 7's Mother Simpson, featuring the return of Glenn Close as Homer's fugitive Mom. (Apparently Mother's Day was last week? WEE make our own rules though.) What happened to Chief Wiggum? Will we reset the iTunes odometer? Why might we eat our guests? All that plus prisoner prods, law-laws, and robot hot dogs. 

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Worst Episode Ever #80: Mayoween II: LOL Penile, LOL Penis

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Worst Episode Ever #80: Mayoween II: LOL Penile, LOL Penis

S26E04 - Treehouse of Horror XXV

It's that special day mothers wait all year for... Mayoween! So to celebrate Dan, Jack and Podcast of Terror co-host Matt Stein undo the bar by watching Season 26's Treehouse of Horror XXV, an episode haunted by Ullman-era ghosts and rapist Moes. Why doesn't the third segment have a punny title? Why are all the houses around WEE Studios red? How many layers is Matt Stein wearing? All that plus schmoogies, unsubscribers and a game of Strip Podcast.

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Worst Episode Ever #79: I Have Been There, I Have Done That

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Worst Episode Ever #79: I Have Been There, I Have Done That

S12E13 - Day of the Jackanapes

Special guest Christine Hnath, host of the diorama-less RHONY Recap podcast, joins Dan and Jack to watch Season 12's Day of the Jackanapes, the first post-classic Sideshow Bob episode in which Bob brainwashes Bart into killing Krusty. What do you call Frasier fans? How can you protect your sperm quality? And which guest failed the rigorous WEE vetting process? Find out in a brand new WEE, plus Sideshow Mlob, hairforce, and Here Comes Hector.

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Worst Episode Ever #78: The Greeter Clause

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Worst Episode Ever #78: The Greeter Clause

S16E11 - On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister

This week, Dan and Jack watch Season 16's On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister, an episode where Lisa gets a restraining order against Bart and Homer becomes a Wal-Mart greeter. What's the WEE version of a clip show? What is the Holy Trinity of the English language? Who is Hemus's father? All that plus a pig with an R, Robocop 2 references without context, and The Back of the Marble Notebook Podcast.

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Worst Episode Ever #77: Huh?

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Worst Episode Ever #77: Huh?

S26E12 - The Musk Who Fell To Earth

Dan & Jack watch season 26's The Musk Who Fell to Earth with renowned Elon Musk expert Dr. Mike Genereux, and discuss an episode that is both shattered and without focus. Who should be the voice of Tesla? Who is merging with Black & Decker? Has Mr. Burns gone Freet? All that plus sex racks, success by failure, and Jack's stock tip podcast.

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Worst Episode Ever #76: The Story of the Story

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Worst Episode Ever #76: The Story of the Story

S10E18 - Simpsons Bible Stories

Jack, Dan and special guest Dan Ozzi get to the bottom of the porno bush and discuss season 10's Simpsons Bible Stories, an episode parodying four vignettes from the Old Testament. How will WEE Studios collapse the Catholic church? How did Dan and Jack meet? What is the Platonic ideal of corn-holders? All that plus, people-fucking, crazy years, the story of the story, and Pop Goes the Bezos.

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Worst Episode Ever #75: Beethoven's Tenth

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Worst Episode Ever #75: Beethoven's Tenth

S04E17 - Last Exit to Springfield

It's two weeks to Tax Day and Jack & Dan are discussing the infamously Ralph-Malphless Season Four episode Last Exit to Springfield, a story adapted from a novel about gang rape that features Lisa being body shamed and lots and lots of contract negotiations. Why isn't this an Encino Man parody? What kind of montage has only one scene? What is Freet's last name? All that plus stainful steel, Ballcast: The Ballers Podcast, and Lisa Needs Braces... Hyperspacetime.

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Worst Episode Ever #74.5: Shamrock Wipe Redux

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Worst Episode Ever #74.5: Shamrock Wipe Redux

S20E14 - In the Name of the Grandfather (Again)

What's an actual WEE Studios recording session like when Dan & Jack are exhausted and drinking? The very, very patient can find out with this very, very extended cut of WEE #74: Shamrock Wipe. How does Jack's brother torpedo the Periscope? What happens when you say Beethoven five times? Is Colm Meaney a massive star? What does Dan rate Jack on the HIPO scale? All that plus good moms, heart-shaped stars, Groophic releases his medical records, and actual deleted scenes from our episode discussion. 

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Worst Episode Ever #74: Shamrock Wipe

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Worst Episode Ever #74: Shamrock Wipe

S20E14 - In the Name of the Grandfather

Dan and Jack get drunk live on Periscope for St. Patrick's Day with special guest Geoff Wolyniec while watching Season 20's In the Name of the Grandfather. The Simpsons go to Ireland in an episode that begins with a hot tub and ends with Wiggum slapstick. Will The Simpsons make an episode about former Yankee Paul O'Neill? Did Johnny Carson take kung fu with him? Is there such thing as a passive "go fuck yourself?" All that plus a lot of Column B, Irish Soda Bread & Beyond, anti-Picards, Q-Butts and the birth of a character Jack hates more than Hemus.

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