Worst Episode Ever #63: The Doomsday Process

Worst Episode Ever #63: The Doomsday Process

S26E09 - I Won't Be Home For Christmas

Jack, Dan and special guest Lani Harms watch Season 26's "I Won't Be Home for Christmas" and compare The Simpsons' writing staff to Albert Camus and Superman villains. Is there enough marrow in the story bone? What will Moe be like in season 42? Why are your parents worried about you? All that plus Jack's jokey penis, the Gay Tramp Podcast and pure, uncut Hemus. Merry Christmas!

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Worst Episode Ever #62: Barkin' Your Tree

Worst Episode Ever #62: Barkin' Your Tree

S12E08 - Skinner's Sense of Snow

This week Jack & Dan watch season 12's Skinner's Sense of Snow, an episode about a Christmas that almost wasn't but then was and Homer trying to fuck Bart. Is Skinner the hero or the villain of this episode? What happens if you touch the walls of WEE Studios? What analog solution to HIPO do Dan & Jack really want to have? All that plus wonderful chaos, Willie's perv hole, and the Trump of Hamsters.

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Worst Episode Ever #61: Butts and Lemonade

Worst Episode Ever #61: Butts and Lemonade

S15E06 - Today I am a Clown

Dan & Jack celebrate a Happy Hanukkah by watching Krusty get bar mitzvahed with his father and Mr. T in Season 15's "Today I Am a Clown." What do agnostics get for Christmas? How do you train for a bar mitzvah? And who will be voted off the WEE Bus Stop? All that, plus torturing immortals, poohounds, and the suburban American dream. 

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Worst Episode Ever #60: Sub-Sub-Text

Worst Episode Ever #60: Sub-Sub-Text

S10E08 - Homer Simpson in Kidney Trouble

It's WEE's Sixty Epivixtery and Jack & Dan are watching Season 10's Homer Simpson in Kidney Trouble, an episode where Homer tortures his elderly father, then leaves him to die. Hi-larious! Who or what is the Godfather of WEE? Why did Jack kill Dan's husband? Can a hooker unblow you if you don't tip? All that plus mild kicks, levels of text, and Staten Island's rival to the London Eye

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Worst Episode Ever #59: Carve It Up

Worst Episode Ever #59: Carve It Up

S18E12 - Little Big Girl

Grab that gristle and join Jack & Dan for Season 18's Little Big Girl, an episode where Lisa pretends to be Native American for some reason and Bart tries to marry his 15 year old pregnant girlfriend. Somehow this felt like a good episode to watch for Thanksgiving. Why is it important to swindle your loved ones? How many times can Jack wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving? And where's the Batman sex? All that plus the Mary Jane theme, gravy tubes, and what (or who) Groophic eats on Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving, WEE Universe! 

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Worst Episode Ever #58: Voices in the Dark

Worst Episode Ever #58: Voices in the Dark

S22E09 - Donnie Fatso

Coming to you from the pitch black darkness of WEE Studios, Dan and Jack watch Season 22's un-Advent-ful adventure Donnie Fatso, where Homer goes into the Mafia undercover for Jon Hamm and Fat Tony dies only to gets Landfilled. What is the 3rd biggest provider of Worst Episode Ever? What is Little Ghost Girl's first name? And what are the bathrooms like on the WEE Cruise? All of that, plus neutral groans, shitty cheats and the Quantum of Hemus. (But at least it's not DiCaprio...)

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Worst Episode Ever #57: Learnin' 'Bout Lofts

Worst Episode Ever #57: Learnin' 'Bout Lofts

S14E11 - Barting Over

Live from a noisy tarmac, Dan & Jack do the Snapchat with special guest Gabe Pulliam and watch Season 14's Barting Over, the 300th episode of The Simpsons (or is it?!) and twenty-two minutes of whimper when Bart becomes emancipated and Tony Hawk is involved somehow. Why are all the hawks in danger? Who is Dan's older fraternal twin? What is a loft? All that plus the Big Three, Pete Pull and our new hit spin-off podcast We Two Talkin' U Talkin' U2 To Me To You Two.

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Worst Episode Ever #56: Another Cthulhu

Worst Episode Ever #56: Another Cthulhu

S27E04 - Halloween of Horror

A Halloween episode... in November?! Classic Simpsons, are we right folks? This time, Dan, Jack and the Alfred of WEE Studios, special guest Geoff Wolyniec, take advantage of the public domain and discuss Season 27's Halloween of Horror, The Simpsons' first canonical Halloween episode and an episode you all overwhelmingly suggested we watch. Why won't Jack do a Rocky Horror podcast with Dan? Are you accidentally listening to a little league game from Spokane? Is this not ancient Rome? All that plus Sideshow Mel Gibson, bad dings, natural holes, and the shocking reveal of the 13th Doctor and his faithful companion.

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Worst Episode Ever #55: Octoween I: Church and Sphinct

Worst Episode Ever #55: Octoween I: Church and Sphinct

S23E03 - Treehouse of Horror XXII

Jack & Dan think outside the box for this spooooktacular episode and cover a Halloween episode... in October! This time, it's Season 23's Treehouse of Horror XXII, where Homer farts to talk and Maude Flanders makes sweet love to Satan. Why is "The Shinning" such a perfect Halloween vignette? Who is the mascot of Jack's production company? And what is the justification for making Jackie Mason drive all the way downtown? All that plus the surprising origin of Stinkeye, no-draft jokes, and a shocking reveal of why the bus has never come to the WEE Studios Bus Stop. 

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Worst Episode Ever #54: News Juice

Worst Episode Ever #54: News Juice

S11E17 - Bart to the Future

It's our actual one year anniversary! AND the day Jack gets a smartphone! AND it's Back to the Future day, the date Mary McFly travels to in Back to the Future II! So to celebrate Jack, Dan, and special guest (and fellow Son of Meffrey) Rob Mulhall debate what worked and did not work in Season 11's Bart to the Future, an episode which has very little to do with Back to the Future. But it is a flashforward episode where Bart is a pothead moocher, Lisa is the President and Homer & Marge search for Lincoln's gold for some reason. What is the quintessential 90s suffix? Why doesn't Marty McFly just wear a condom? Why don't we need roads? All that plus Dumbledorfs, Bleemus, and WEE fail English.

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